Ouch, that average rating! I'm not going to lie though, I genuinely had a fun time watching <em>'Madame Web'</em>... perhaps I should be keeping that fact quiet? I don't know what to say, I found it to be suitably entertaining. I'm sure there are plot holes aplenty (I noticed a few) and it probably makes zero sense/isn't a good adaptation compared to its source material or whatever but honesty... I don't care, it gave me enough enjoyment that I wasn't questioning anything about what I was wat...
Read Full ReviewWe start off with an heavily pregnant woman deep in the Peruvian jungle looking for a very rare spider with her pal "Ezekiel" (Tahar Rahim). Guess what? Yep - she finds it, and almost immediately too! Anyway, it turns out that her pal isn't so friendly after all and pretty sharpish she is shot and face up in a pool of healing waters where her baby is being delivered by a jungle people with spidey-skills. Advance twenty-odd years and we meet paramedic "Cassie" (Dakota Johnson) who drives around w...
Read Full ReviewIs Madame Web the worst superhero movie ever made? Not by a longshot as Superman IV, Batman & Robin and Supergirl would take a front seat in that department. Now the argument can be made it's the worst in the modern era of superhero movies, though personally it's "better" than Suicide Squad but even that one had costumed heroes in it versus MW which only had maybe a few minutes of the ladies in their costumes and even then, it's via future visions. Beyond that, nothing really works. The direc...
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Opening Titles, Constance Webb in Peru with Ezekiel looking for the Spider
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Las Arañas show up and bring Constance back to the cave where they deliver the Baby
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In the cave, Santiago pushes Cassie into the water where she has a vision of her Mom
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Cassie leaves the Hospital and walks home
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Ezekiel seduces a woman to gain access to security cameras, then kills her
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Cassie goes back to her Apartment and sees glimpses of the future including a bird flying through the window
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Cassie has visions of O'Neil's death and tries to stop it but she fails
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Ezekiel has Amaria track down the girls
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Cassie goes through a box of old memories of her Mom, with the diary on research of Las Arañas
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Cassie defeats Ezekiel