Stuart Pankin

Stuart Pankin

1946-04-08 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA 58 Credits

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Our Almost Completely True Story

Our Almost Completely True Story

2023

as Buster

1.0
Acting

When a beautiful, tall, aging Hollywood star and a short, funny Jewish man try online dating, it's a disaster. But when they randomly meet at a bird ...

Deep in the Forest

Deep in the Forest

2021

3.3
Acting

A group of progressives is forced to hide out at a remote ski lodge during a near-future civil war between the American right and the American left. T...

American Christmas

American Christmas

2019

as Jim

3.3
Acting

It took another ruined Christmas dinner to make Martha finally realize: her kids are jerks. Daughter, Penny is a 42-year old bully who's still letting...

I Might Be Famous

I Might Be Famous

2017

as Pat Wonders

Acting

Former child star Tabitha Briarwood discovers that she's no longer famous, which begins her outrageous journey to become a celebrity again.

The Binding

The Binding

2016

as Dr. Plank

3.6
Acting

A young woman's faith is put to the ultimate test when she is forced to uncover the truth behind her husband's horrific visions.

All I Want for Christmas

All I Want for Christmas

2013

as Lewis

5.2
Acting

After being told by her boss that the company needs to attract more clients, Elizabeth, a skilled executive, meets one of Santa’s helpers, who blesses...

A Christmas Wedding Date

A Christmas Wedding Date

2012

as Santa Sam

5.2
Acting

After being fired, Rebecca hours back to her old home town to attend her friends wedding on Christmas Eve and visit her mother. But when she tries to ...

The Artist

The Artist

2011

as Director #1 (Restaurant)

7.5
Acting

Hollywood, 1927: As silent movie star George Valentin wonders if the arrival of talking pictures will cause him to fade into oblivion, he sparks with ...

Hopelessly in June

Hopelessly in June

2011

as Francaise Flowers

5.0
Acting

A financial analyst from a staunchly religious family falls in love with June, a Los Angeles businesswoman whose parents are extremely liberal.

Splatter

Splatter

2009

as Dr. Bellows

3.0
Acting

After self-righteous rockstar Johnny Splatter puts a bullet in his own head, only five people are chosen to attend the reading of his will: the manage...

An Accidental Christmas

An Accidental Christmas

2007

as Saul

5.6
Acting

Separated after 15 years of marriage, Vicki and Jason are set up by their two teenage children to spend a Christmas vacation together on the beach. Bu...

Miss Cast Away and the Island Girls

Miss Cast Away and the Island Girls

2004

as Noah

2.8
Acting

A plane carrying beauty contestants crash lands on a deserted island. Captain Maximus Powers and co-pilot Mike Saunders have to take care of their pas...

Zenon: Z3

Zenon: Z3

2004

as Cmd. Edward Plank

5.4
Acting

Zenon Kar, a teenager living on a space station in the year 2054, competes in the first ever Galactic Teen Supreme contest.

Misadventures in 3D

Misadventures in 3D

2003

as Professor, Max

Acting

The wrong place. The wrong time. The wrong dimension.

Now You Know

Now You Know

2002

as Mr. Victim

4.8
Acting

On the eve of his bachelor party, a man learns his fiancee wants to call off the wedding. The unmarried couple returns to New Jersey to sort out their...

Uncle Gus: Not So Fast!

Uncle Gus: Not So Fast!

2001

as Uncle Gus

Acting

In the second Uncle Gus short, Gus enters his loyal horse, Flapjack, in a horse race to win a bet with mysterious paperboy Ali Ali.

Chasing Destiny

Chasing Destiny

2001

as Mike Ditlow

4.3
Acting

A repossession agent falls in love with a woman whose father is high on his list of priority accounts.

Zenon: The Zequel

Zenon: The Zequel

2001

as Cmd. Edward Plank

5.6
Acting

Zenon Kar is 15 and lives on a space station which the military has taken over and is dismantling. She receives a mysterious signal and must convince ...

Uncle Gus in: For the Love of Monkeys

Uncle Gus in: For the Love of Monkeys

1999

as Uncle Gus

Acting

This cartoon follows the journey of a wily unemployed geezer and his rag-tailed bunch of friends as they travel to the zoo to reunite Uncle Gus with h...

Encounter in the Third Dimension

Encounter in the Third Dimension

1999

as The Professor / M.A.X. (voice)

6.8
Acting

The Professor, helped by his flying robot M.A.X., tries to show us the history of 3-D film, and his newest innovation, Real-O-Vision (ride films). But...

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

1999

as Cmd. Edward Plank

6.1
Acting

Zenon Kar, a 13-year-old girl who lives on a space station in the year 2049, gets into some trouble and is banished to Earth. With help from some Eart...

The Settlement

The Settlement

1999

as Insurance Agent

5.0
Acting

Swaggering, womanizing Jerry and his hen-pecked buddy Pat are in a bind: their clients aren't dying fast enough! They buy insurance policies from the ...

Babylon 5: The River of Souls

Babylon 5: The River of Souls

1998

as James Riley

6.4
Acting

A group of Soul Hunters come to Babylon 5 demanding the return of something that was stolen from them.

Like Father, Like Santa

Like Father, Like Santa

1998

as Snipes

5.0
Acting

An unscrupulous businessman, embittered by years of neglect from his true father, who happens to be Santa Claus, finds that after years of taking over...

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

1997

as Gordon Szalinski

5.4
Acting

The joke's on absent-minded scientist Wayne Szalinski when his troublesome invention shrinks him, his brother and their wives so effectively that thei...

That Darn Cat

That Darn Cat

1997

as Smoker in Fur Coat

5.0
Acting

While making his nightly rounds in the neighborhood, Patti's pet cat D.C. finds himself the carrier of a call for help from a kidnap victim. Patti enl...

Striptease

Striptease

1996

as Alan Mordecai

5.5
Acting

Bounced from her job, Erin Grant needs money if she's to have any chance of winning back custody of her child. But, eventually, she must confront the ...

Big Bully

Big Bully

1996

as Gerry

4.5
Acting

A writer returns to his hometown where he faces the childhood nemesis whose life he ultimately ruined, only the bully wants to relive their painful pa...

Down, Out and Dangerous

Down, Out and Dangerous

1995

as Calvin Burrows

5.6
Acting

An escaped killer convict (Richard Thomas) upheaves the lives of a San Diego businessman (Bruce Davison) and his pregnant wife (Cynthia Ettinger).

Napoleon

Napoleon

1995

as Perenti Lizard / Father Penguin

6.1
Acting

The adventures of Golden Retriever pup Napoleon and his friend, the parrot Birdo Lucci.

Congo

Congo

1995

as Boyd

5.6
Acting

Eight people embark on an expedition into the Congo, a mysterious expanse of unexplored Africa where human greed and the laws of nature have gone bers...

The Show Formerly Known as the Martin Short Show

The Show Formerly Known as the Martin Short Show

1995

8.0
Acting

Late night, sketch/variety comedy special starring comedian Martin Short. It features most of Marty's classic characters: Ed Grimley, Jackie Rogers Jr...

Beanstalk

Beanstalk

1994

as Giant

5.0
Acting

A young boy finds a crate of green beans. When they're planted, they grow a beanstalk to the clouds, where a castle of giants are habited.

Squanto: A Warrior's Tale

Squanto: A Warrior's Tale

1994

as Brother Timothy

6.7
Acting

Squanto is a high-born Indian warrior from a tribe on the Atlantic coast of North America which devotes its life to hunting and rivalry with a neighbo...

Father and Scout

Father and Scout

1994

as Aaron Deutsch

4.4
Acting

A father gets a crash course in the outdoors in this made for television comedy for kids. Comedian Bob Saget stars as an urban living dad who decides ...

The Silence of the Hams

The Silence of the Hams

1994

as Insp. Pete Putrid

4.9
Acting

The federal agent Joe Dee Foster is currently investigating a serial killer, helped by doctor Animal who is isolated in a maximum security jail.

Betrayal of the Dove

Betrayal of the Dove

1993

as Gabe

5.0
Acting

A divorced mother fears for her life after a friend gets her a blind date with a doctor.

The Vagrant

The Vagrant

1992

as Mr. Feemster

5.9
Acting

A business man buys a house, but he has a hard time trying to get rid of its previous tenant, a dirty bum.

Life Stinks

Life Stinks

1991

as Pritchard

5.6
Acting

A rich businessman makes a bet he can survive on the streets of a rough Los Angeles neighborhood for 30 days completely penniless. During his stay he ...

Mannequin Two: On the Move

Mannequin Two: On the Move

1991

as Mr. James

5.8
Acting

Although Jason works as a department store clerk, he is also a reincarnated prince. Long ago, his beloved Jessie was snatched away from him by an evil...

Arachnophobia

Arachnophobia

1990

as Sheriff Parsons

6.4
Acting

A large spider from the jungles of South America is accidentally transported in a crate with a dead body to America where it mates with a local spider...

Second Sight

Second Sight

1989

as Preston Pickett Ph.D.

4.2
Acting

Wills is an ex-cop who pairs up with Bobby, a wacky psychic, to form the "Second Sight Detective Agency." Bobby's clairvoyant abilities come in handy ...

That's Adequate

That's Adequate

1989

as Sigmund Freud

3.2
Acting

This mockumentary about fictional movie studio Adequate Pictures boasts an interesting cast. Tony Randall hosts, and James CoCo (practically on his de...

Fatal Attraction

Fatal Attraction

1987

as Jimmy

6.8
Acting

A married man's one-night stand comes back to haunt him when that lover begins to stalk him and his family.

Love at Stake

Love at Stake

1987

6.1
Acting

Salem, 1692. The mayor and judge are accusing land owner of witchery in order to grab their land. No one knows that are handsome stranger is a real wi...

A Different Affair

A Different Affair

1987

as Robert

Acting

A single radio psychiatrist takes in a runaway boy she sponsors in a foster parents program.

The Dirt Bike Kid

The Dirt Bike Kid

1985

as Mr. Hodgkins

6.1
Acting

When his mother sends Jack off with money to buy groceries, he comes home with a magic supercharged dirt bike instead. His mother is furious, but when...

Irreconcilable Differences

Irreconcilable Differences

1984

as Ronnie

5.6
Acting

Alternating between the past and the present, a precocious little girl sues her selfish, career-driven parents for emancipation, surprising them both.

An Eye for an Eye

An Eye for an Eye

1981

as Nicky LaBelle

5.2
Acting

Sean Kane is forced to resign from the San Francisco Police Department's Narcotics Division when he goes berserk after his partner is murdered. He dec...

The Brady Girls Get Married

The Brady Girls Get Married

1981

as Frank

5.1
Acting

Made-for-tv movie, the pilot for a "Brady Bunch" revival series, "The Brady Brides." Jan and Marcia have met the men of their dreams and decide to tie...

Earthbound

Earthbound

1981

as Sweeney

3.3
Acting

A family of space aliens crash lands on Earth when their spaceship conks out.

Hangar 18

Hangar 18

1980

as Sam Tate

5.1
Acting

During a Space Shuttle mission a satellite rams a unidentified flying object. The UFO afterwards performs an emergency landing in the deserts of Arizo...

The Hollywood Knights

The Hollywood Knights

1980

as Dudley Laywicker

5.8
Acting

Led by their comedic and pranking leader, Newbomb Turk, the Hollywood Knights car gang raise hell throughout Beverly Hills on Halloween Night, 1965. E...

Valentine Magic on Love Island

Valentine Magic on Love Island

1980

as Harvey

1.0
Acting

Janis Paige presides over the proceedings at a posh resort, using magical powers to help eight attractive, amiable vacationers discover one another, a...

Scavenger Hunt

Scavenger Hunt

1979

as Duane

5.6
Acting

An eccentric games inventor dies and leaves behind an inheritance worth hundreds of millions of dollars - which will only be given to the person or te...

The San Pedro Bums

The San Pedro Bums

1977

as Stuf

Acting

Pilot for the short-lived TV series centers on five rough-and-tumble guys living on a leaky boat where they try to collar a gang of waterfront toughs ...

Next Stop, Greenwich Village

Next Stop, Greenwich Village

1976

as Party Guest (uncredited)

6.4
Acting

An aspiring Jewish actor moves out of his parents' Brooklyn apartment to seek his fortune in the bohemian life of Greenwich Village in 1953.

Free to Be… You and Me

Free to Be… You and Me

1974

as Man in the Maternity Ward

6.7
Acting

Free to Be…You and Me, a project of the Ms. Foundation for Women, is a record album, and illustrated book first released in November 1972, featuring s...