Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider

1963-10-31 San Francisco, California, USA 109 Credits

Biography

Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.

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Adam Sandler: Love You

Adam Sandler: Love You

2024

as Self

6.0
Acting

Adam Sandler hits the stage for a thrillingly unpredictable comedy special featuring songs, jokes, party-crashing dogs, and plenty of love.

Dead Wrong

Dead Wrong

2024

as Ethan Boggs

2.8
Acting

A narcissist concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that ignites a violent chain reaction and overwhelms the lives of those around him.

Triumph Presents: Let's Make a Poop Live

2024

as Self

10.0
Acting

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog hosts his game show "Let's Make a Poop" live from the Castro Theatre at SF Sketchfest. With announcer Michael Winslow, g...

Leo

Leo

2023

as Principal (voice)

7.4
Acting

Jaded 74-year-old lizard Leo has been stuck in the same Florida classroom for decades with his terrarium-mate turtle. When he learns he only has one y...

Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America

Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America

2023

as Himself

4.0
Acting

Rob Schneider has come off his sold-out comedy tour where he maneuvers his audience through the culture wars and the struggle to keep sane in a world ...

Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America

Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America

2023

Writer

4.0
Writing

Rob Schneider has come off his sold-out comedy tour where he maneuvers his audience through the culture wars and the struggle to keep sane in a world ...

Daddy Daughter Trip

Daddy Daughter Trip

2022

as Larry Bublé

7.2
Acting

A 2nd grader dreams of a fun-filled spring break vacation—but her family can’t afford it. Against the better judgement of her mother, and with only co...

Daddy Daughter Trip

Daddy Daughter Trip

2022

Director

7.2
Directing

A 2nd grader dreams of a fun-filled spring break vacation—but her family can’t afford it. Against the better judgement of her mother, and with only co...

Home Team

Home Team

2022

as Jamie

6.7
Acting

Two years after a Super Bowl win when NFL head coach Sean Payton is suspended, he goes back to his hometown and finds himself reconnecting with his 12...

Pups Alone

Pups Alone

2021

as Jose (voice)

5.8
Acting

After receiving an exciting new job opportunity at a cutting edge Pet Invention company, Robert, his teenage daughter Jenna and their trusty and speci...

The One and Only Dick Gregory

The One and Only Dick Gregory

2021

as Self

7.8
Acting

This revealing portrait of comedian, activist, pop-culture icon and thought leader Dick Gregory documents his many personal reinventions throughout t...

Best of Stand-up 2020

Best of Stand-up 2020

2020

as Self

6.0
Acting

Unnecessary milk substitutes. Bad passwords. Burlap underpants. 2020 may have sucked, but thankfully the jokes didn't.

Hubie Halloween

Hubie Halloween

2020

as Richie Hartman

5.9
Acting

Hubie Dubois, despite his devotion to his hometown of Salem, Massachusetts (and its legendary Halloween celebration), is a figure of mockery for kids ...

Hubie Halloween

Hubie Halloween

2020

Co-Producer

5.9
Producing

Hubie Dubois, despite his devotion to his hometown of Salem, Massachusetts (and its legendary Halloween celebration), is a figure of mockery for kids ...

Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

2020

6.1
Acting

Former "Saturday Night Live" star Rob Schneider returns to the stage and shares his take on life, love and dinosaur dreams in this stand-up special. E...

Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

2020

Screenplay

6.1
Writing

Former "Saturday Night Live" star Rob Schneider returns to the stage and shares his take on life, love and dinosaur dreams in this stand-up special. E...

The Wrong Missy

The Wrong Missy

2020

as Komante

6.2
Acting

A guy meets the woman of his dreams and invites her to his company's corporate retreat, but realizes he sent the invite to the wrong person.

Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh

Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh

2018

as Self

7.2
Acting

Adam Sandler takes his comical musical musings back out on the road, from comedy clubs to concert halls to one very unsuspecting subway station.

Sandy Wexler

Sandy Wexler

2017

as Firuz

5.5
Acting

When a hapless but dedicated talent manager signs his first client who actually has talent, his career finally starts to take off.

Norm of the North

Norm of the North

2016

as Norm (voice)

4.6
Acting

Polar bear Norm and his three Arctic lemming buddies are forced out into the world once their icy home begins melting and breaking apart. Landing in N...

The Ridiculous 6

The Ridiculous 6

2015

as Ramon

5.2
Acting

When his long-lost outlaw father returns, Tommy "White Knife" Stockburn goes on an adventure-filled journey across the Old West with his five brothers...

Pups United

Pups United

2015

as Benny (voice)

4.0
Acting

A ragtag gang of international talking-dog mascots must save the day and foil the plot of villains planning to sabotage the Youth World Cup soccer fin...

OMG, I'm a Robot!

OMG, I'm a Robot!

2015

as Robo Joseph

6.4
Acting

A sensitive guy finds out he's... a robot.

Max Amini: Authentically Absurd

Max Amini: Authentically Absurd

2015

as Himself

Acting

Max Amini’s hour-long stand-up special

Max Amini: Authentically Absurd

Max Amini: Authentically Absurd

2015

Director

Directing

Max Amini’s hour-long stand-up special

Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas

Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas

2014

as Shelby (Voice)

4.8
Acting

This isn't just a Christmas miracle... It's Christmas magic! In this heart-warming family tale, rescue dog Shelby manages to escape the dog pound on C...

3 Still Standing

2014

6.0
Acting

Three stand-up comedians seek fame and fortune in the hottest comedy scene in the world: San Francisco in the 1980s.

Jungle Shuffle

Jungle Shuffle

2014

as Chuy (voice)

5.1
Acting

In this turbulent jungle adventure an outcast coati male has to team up with a quirky spider monkey to save a coati princess from the hands of a human...

Wings: Sky Force Heroes

Wings: Sky Force Heroes

2014

as Fred (voice)

5.4
Acting

When Ace, a cocky young firefighter, defies his orders and recklessly puts his team in jeopardy, he resigns to the coal mines. Until one day he gets t...

Frog Kingdom

Frog Kingdom

2013

as Additional Voices (voice)

4.7
Acting

Princess Froglegs goes undercover to compete in her father's Froglympics in order to avoid being married off to a male suitor.

Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust

Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust

2013

as Himself

5.3
Acting

"SNL" alum Rob Schneider takes to the stage (as himself) to examine the bizarre nature of fame, the woes of aging and the virtue of sweatpants. Known ...

Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust

Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust

2013

Executive Producer

5.3
Producing

"SNL" alum Rob Schneider takes to the stage (as himself) to examine the bizarre nature of fame, the woes of aging and the virtue of sweatpants. Known ...

InAPPropriate Comedy

InAPPropriate Comedy

2013

as J.D.

3.1
Acting

A no-nonsense cop has a flair for fashion and a celebrity takes revenge on the paparazzi in a collection of comedic sketches.

Dino Time

Dino Time

2012

as Dodger (voice)

5.8
Acting

Young daredevil Ernie, his sister Julia, and his best friend Max accidentally trip a time-machine into operation and find themselves transported back ...

The Reef 2: High Tide

The Reef 2: High Tide

2012

as Nerissa (voice)

4.4
Acting

Trained in the skills of sea power, Pi the fish can fight a shark, sink a squid or batter any random predator that ever threatens his friends and neig...

Wings

Wings

2012

as Dodo (voice)

3.8
Acting

In the weeks leading up to the grand air show young Su-27 fighter by the name of Knight comes to the disciples to aircraft leading figures, which are ...

The Outback

The Outback

2012

as Johnny (voice)

5.6
Acting

Being teased for his color, Johnny the white koala joins a traveling carnival with Hamish, a Tasmanian devil, and Higgens, a photographer monkey as ta...

You May Not Kiss the Bride

You May Not Kiss the Bride

2011

as Ernesto

5.6
Acting

Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and s...

2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film

2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film

2010

as narrator

10.0
Acting

The Giants won their sixth World Series championship by beating the Texas Rangers four games to one in the 2010 World Series. Now you can relive the s...

The Chosen One

The Chosen One

2010

as Paul

4.4
Acting

Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brothe...

The Chosen One

The Chosen One

2010

Director, Writer, Producer

4.4
Directing Writing Producing

Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brothe...

Grown Ups

Grown Ups

2010

as Rob Hilliard

6.4
Acting

After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.

American Virgin

American Virgin

2009

as Ed Curtzman

4.9
Acting

A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of deb...

Wild Cherry

Wild Cherry

2009

as Nathan McNicol

4.4
Acting

A virginal high school senior decides to get revenge on her jock boyfriend when she discovers he's only dating her in hopes that she'll end up in his ...

Bedtime Stories

Bedtime Stories

2008

as Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket

6.2
Acting

Skeeter Bronson is a down-on-his-luck guy who's always telling bedtime stories to his niece and nephew. But his life is turned upside down when the fa...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

2008

as Salim Yousfobdal

5.7
Acting

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do any...

American Crude

American Crude

2008

as Bill

4.0
Acting

Quite a bit can happen over the course of a single day in L.A., and when smooth-talking scam artist Johnny decides to throw a bachelor party for his b...

Big Stan

Big Stan

2007

as Big Stan

6.6
Acting

A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial ar...

Big Stan

Big Stan

2007

Director, Producer

6.6
Directing Producing

A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial ar...

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

2007

as Asian Minister

6.1
Acting

Firefighters Chuck Ford and Larry Valentine are guy's guys, loyal to the core—which is why when widower Larry asks Chuck to pose as his lover so that ...

Juliana and the Medicine Fish

2007

Acting

Schneider will play a father who is trying to save his troubled fishing lodge as well as his relationship with his 12-year-old daughter, who uncovers ...

Kings of Comedy USA

Kings of Comedy USA

2006

as Self (archive footage)

6.8
Acting

This DVD features the instantly recognisable names and faces of the US Kings Of Comedy: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Tim Allen, Kelsey Gr...

Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1

Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1

2006

as Self

Acting

Buckle your seat belts and hang on for a rowdy ride with this stellar compilation of outstanding routines from many of today's most talented comedians...

Little Man

Little Man

2006

as Dinosaur Rex

5.9
Acting

After leaving the prison, the dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins to his moron brother Percy to steal an expensive huge diamond in a jewelry for the mobs...

Shark Bait

Shark Bait

2006

as Nerissa (voice)

5.0
Acting

After losing everything, a young fish, Pi, goes to live with his family on the Reef. There he meets the love of his life but finds that she already ha...

Click

Click

2006

as Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)

6.3
Acting

A married workaholic, Michael Newman doesn't have time for his wife and children, not if he's to impress his ungrateful boss and earn a well-deserved ...

The Benchwarmers

The Benchwarmers

2006

as Gus

5.9
Acting

A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard little league...

Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy

2006

as Yuri

6.5
Acting

Even though he's 35, Alex acts more like he's 13, spending his days as the world's oldest video game tester and his evenings developing the next big X...

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

2005

as Deuce Bigalow

5.3
Acting

Deuce Bigalow goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a bunch of aggressive dolphins. There he meets up with his o...

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

2005

Screenplay

5.3
Writing

Deuce Bigalow goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a bunch of aggressive dolphins. There he meets up with his o...

The Aristocrats

The Aristocrats

2005

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

5.9
Acting

One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.

Back to Norm

Back to Norm

2005

6.0
Acting

TV pilot for a sketch comedy show starring Norm MacDonald

The Longest Yard

The Longest Yard

2005

as Punky

6.7
Acting

Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the instit...

Around the World in 80 Days

Around the World in 80 Days

2004

as San Francisco Hobo

5.9
Acting

A bet pits a British inventor, a Chinese thief and a French artist on a worldwide adventure that they can circle the globe in 80 days.

50 First Dates

50 First Dates

2004

as Ula

6.9
Acting

Henry is a player skilled at seducing women. But when this veterinarian meets Lucy, a girl with a quirky problem when it comes to total recall, he rea...

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley

2003

as Various (archive footage) (uncredited)

7.6
Acting

He's gone-but he'll never be forgotten. The best of Chris Farley's wildly funny SNL performances are here, including motivational speaker Matt Foley, ...

The Electric Piper

The Electric Piper

2003

as Rinky-Dink-Dink (voice)

4.5
Acting

Based on the classic tale of the Pied Piper, this Rock-Opera themed cartoon tells the tale of the 1960s small suburban town of Hamlin, which has been ...

The Hot Chick

The Hot Chick

2002

as Jessica

6.4
Acting

Not only is Jessica Spencer the most popular girl in school -- she is also the meanest. But things change for the attractive teen when a freak acciden...

The Hot Chick

The Hot Chick

2002

Writer

6.4
Writing

Not only is Jessica Spencer the most popular girl in school -- she is also the meanest. But things change for the attractive teen when a freak acciden...

Eight Crazy Nights

Eight Crazy Nights

2002

as Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice)

5.2
Acting

Davey Stone, a 33-year old party animal, finds himself in trouble with the law after his wild ways go too far.

Mr. Deeds

Mr. Deeds

2002

as Nazo

5.9
Acting

When Longfellow Deeds, a small-town pizzeria owner and poet, inherits $40 billion from his deceased uncle, he quickly begins rolling in a different ki...

The Animal

The Animal

2001

as Marvin Mange

5.1
Acting

When loser Marvin Mange is involved in a horrible car accident, he's brought back to life by a deranged scientist as half man and half animal. His new...

The Animal

The Animal

2001

Co-Producer, Screenplay

5.1
Producing Writing

When loser Marvin Mange is involved in a horrible car accident, he's brought back to life by a deranged scientist as half man and half animal. His new...

Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored

2001

as Self

6.9
Acting

See inside the exclusive Playboy Mansion, with parties attended by all the A-List celebrities

The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner

The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner

2001

as Self

6.0
Acting

The Comedy Central Roasts are a series of celebrity roast specials which air on the Comedy Central cable network. This one is for Hugh Hefner.

Little Nicky

Little Nicky

2000

as The Townie

5.9
Acting

After the lord of darkness decides he will not cede his throne to any of his three sons, the two most powerful of them escape to Earth to create a kin...

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997

2000

as Self - Host

Acting

"Saturday Night Live" alum Rob Schneider brings his offbeat humor to the sexy SI annual Swimsuit video as he frolics on the beaches with models like V...

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997

2000

Writer

Writing

"Saturday Night Live" alum Rob Schneider brings his offbeat humor to the sexy SI annual Swimsuit video as he frolics on the beaches with models like V...

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

1999

as Deuce Bigalow

6.0
Acting

Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it...

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

1999

Screenplay

6.0
Writing

Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it...

SNL: The Best of Adam Sandler

SNL: The Best of Adam Sandler

1999

as Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)

6.8
Acting

Before he was Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky, The Waterboy, or Billy Madison, Adam Sandler was doing Saturday Night Live playing hilarious characters and...

Muppets from Space

Muppets from Space

1999

as TV Producer

6.1
Acting

When Gonzo's breakfast cereal tells him that he's the descendant of aliens from another planet, his attempts at extraterrestrial communication get him...

Big Daddy

Big Daddy

1999

as Delivery Guy

6.5
Acting

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.

The Waterboy

The Waterboy

1998

as Townie

6.0
Acting

Bobby Boucher is a water boy for a struggling college football team. The coach discovers Boucher's hidden rage makes him a tackling machine whose bone...

Susan's Plan

Susan's Plan

1998

as Steve

4.8
Acting

Susan wants her reprehensible ex-husband dead and, in several bungled attempts by henchmen, tries to accomplish the deed.

Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live

Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live

1998

as Self / Various (archive footage)

7.5
Acting

Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider and Chris Farley put together this hilarious Saturday Night Live sketch celebration! With each on...

Knock Off

Knock Off

1998

as Tommy Hendricks

5.3
Acting

A fashion designer and his CIA agent business partner must join forces to stop a group of terrorists from smuggling explosives in counterfeit jeans du...

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998

1998

as Self/Host

Acting

This special provides a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the annual "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue available on newsstands February 18, 19...

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998

1998

Writer

Writing

This special provides a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the annual "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue available on newsstands February 18, 19...

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman

1998

as Self / Various Characters

7.7
Acting

Classic Saturday Night Live skits featuring the hilarious Phil Hartman.

The Adventures of Pinocchio

The Adventures of Pinocchio

1996

as Volpe

5.2
Acting

One of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet, Pinocchio, has one major desire and that is to become a real boy someda...

Down Periscope

Down Periscope

1996

as Lt. Marty Pascal

6.3
Acting

Maverick Navy Lieutenant Commander Tom Dodge will never be a textbook officer, but he's a brilliant seaman who's always wanted to command a nuclear su...

Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd

1995

as Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson

5.8
Acting

In a dystopian future, Dredd, the most famous judge (a cop with instant field judiciary powers) is convicted for a crime he did not commit while his m...

Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd'

1995

as Himself

1.5
Acting

Documentary on the making of the 1995 film 'Judge Dredd.'

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Beverly Hillbillies

1993

as Woodrow Tyler

6.3
Acting

Jed Clampett and kin move from Arkansas to Beverly Hills when he becomes a billionaire, after an oil strike. The country folk are very naive with rega...

Demolition Man

Demolition Man

1993

as Erwin

6.7
Acting

In 1996, brash L.A. detective John Spartan and maniac killer Simon Phoenix are both sentenced to decades in a cryogenic prison as punishment for a res...

Demolition Man

Demolition Man

1993

as Erwin (uncredited)

6.7
Acting

In 1996, brash L.A. detective John Spartan and maniac killer Simon Phoenix are both sentenced to decades in a cryogenic prison as punishment for a res...

Buddy

Buddy

1993

as Dude 1

5.0
Acting

Two buddies, two dudes and two homies hang out on a train.

Surf Ninjas

Surf Ninjas

1993

as Iggy

5.0
Acting

Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their inheritance includes magicall...

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

1992

as Bellman

6.8
Acting

Instead of flying to Florida with his folks, Kevin ends up alone in New York, where he gets a hotel room with his dad's credit card—despite problems f...

Necessary Roughness

Necessary Roughness

1991

as Chuck Neiderman

5.5
Acting

When the Texas State University Fightin' Armadillos football team is disqualified for cheating and poor grades, the University is forced to pick from ...

The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show

The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show

1989

Acting

Saw the first 12? You ain't seen nothin' yet! Dennis Miller leads this parade of hot-'n'-heavy comics in their uncensored, live-mike routines. Catch s...

Martians Go Home

Martians Go Home

1989

as Voyeur Martian

4.0
Acting

Song writer Mark Devereaux accidentally calls millions of green Martians to invade Earth. No they aren't dangerous, just wise-cracking, intrusive, pai...

Amor es amor

Amor es amor

N/A

as Julian Rodin

Acting

Enrique Juarez is an up-and-coming Mexican Telenovela actor on the verge of becoming a leading man, that has to hide his true self in order to achieve...

The Animal 2

N/A

as Marvin Mange

Acting

Marvin Mange, now an old dog, needs to learn new tricks as he hunts down a new uber-animal with powers far beyond his own.

Pledge Trip

Pledge Trip

N/A

Acting

In a pursuit to belong, three college freshmen take off down a twisted, debauched, pride-busting road to brotherhood.

Leo 2

Leo 2

N/A

Acting

Adam Sandler's animated comedy movie Leo will receive a sequel, as Netflix's Ted Sarandos has confirmed ideas are being hashed out now.

Amor es amor

Amor es amor

N/A

Director

Directing

Enrique Juarez is an up-and-coming Mexican Telenovela actor on the verge of becoming a leading man, that has to hide his true self in order to achieve...

The Animal 2

N/A

Director, Writer, Producer

Directing Writing Producing

Marvin Mange, now an old dog, needs to learn new tricks as he hunts down a new uber-animal with powers far beyond his own.