Biography
Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Known For
Complete Filmography

Adam Sandler: Love You
2024
as Self
Adam Sandler hits the stage for a thrillingly unpredictable comedy special featuring songs, jokes, party-crashing dogs, and plenty of love.

Dead Wrong
2024
as Ethan Boggs
A narcissist concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that ignites a violent chain reaction and overwhelms the lives of those around him.
Triumph Presents: Let's Make a Poop Live
2024
as Self
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog hosts his game show "Let's Make a Poop" live from the Castro Theatre at SF Sketchfest. With announcer Michael Winslow, g...

Leo
2023
as Principal (voice)
Jaded 74-year-old lizard Leo has been stuck in the same Florida classroom for decades with his terrarium-mate turtle. When he learns he only has one y...

Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
2023
as Himself
Rob Schneider has come off his sold-out comedy tour where he maneuvers his audience through the culture wars and the struggle to keep sane in a world ...

Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
2023
Writer
Rob Schneider has come off his sold-out comedy tour where he maneuvers his audience through the culture wars and the struggle to keep sane in a world ...

Daddy Daughter Trip
2022
as Larry Bublé
A 2nd grader dreams of a fun-filled spring break vacation—but her family can’t afford it. Against the better judgement of her mother, and with only co...

Daddy Daughter Trip
2022
Director
A 2nd grader dreams of a fun-filled spring break vacation—but her family can’t afford it. Against the better judgement of her mother, and with only co...

Home Team
2022
as Jamie
Two years after a Super Bowl win when NFL head coach Sean Payton is suspended, he goes back to his hometown and finds himself reconnecting with his 12...

Pups Alone
2021
as Jose (voice)
After receiving an exciting new job opportunity at a cutting edge Pet Invention company, Robert, his teenage daughter Jenna and their trusty and speci...

The One and Only Dick Gregory
2021
as Self
This revealing portrait of comedian, activist, pop-culture icon and thought leader Dick Gregory documents his many personal reinventions throughout t...

Best of Stand-up 2020
2020
as Self
Unnecessary milk substitutes. Bad passwords. Burlap underpants. 2020 may have sucked, but thankfully the jokes didn't.

Hubie Halloween
2020
as Richie Hartman
Hubie Dubois, despite his devotion to his hometown of Salem, Massachusetts (and its legendary Halloween celebration), is a figure of mockery for kids ...

Hubie Halloween
2020
Co-Producer
Hubie Dubois, despite his devotion to his hometown of Salem, Massachusetts (and its legendary Halloween celebration), is a figure of mockery for kids ...

Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
2020
Former "Saturday Night Live" star Rob Schneider returns to the stage and shares his take on life, love and dinosaur dreams in this stand-up special. E...

Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
2020
Screenplay
Former "Saturday Night Live" star Rob Schneider returns to the stage and shares his take on life, love and dinosaur dreams in this stand-up special. E...

The Wrong Missy
2020
as Komante
A guy meets the woman of his dreams and invites her to his company's corporate retreat, but realizes he sent the invite to the wrong person.

Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
2018
as Self
Adam Sandler takes his comical musical musings back out on the road, from comedy clubs to concert halls to one very unsuspecting subway station.

Sandy Wexler
2017
as Firuz
When a hapless but dedicated talent manager signs his first client who actually has talent, his career finally starts to take off.

Norm of the North
2016
as Norm (voice)
Polar bear Norm and his three Arctic lemming buddies are forced out into the world once their icy home begins melting and breaking apart. Landing in N...

The Ridiculous 6
2015
as Ramon
When his long-lost outlaw father returns, Tommy "White Knife" Stockburn goes on an adventure-filled journey across the Old West with his five brothers...

Pups United
2015
as Benny (voice)
A ragtag gang of international talking-dog mascots must save the day and foil the plot of villains planning to sabotage the Youth World Cup soccer fin...

OMG, I'm a Robot!
2015
as Robo Joseph
A sensitive guy finds out he's... a robot.

Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
2015
as Himself
Max Amini’s hour-long stand-up special

Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
2015
Director
Max Amini’s hour-long stand-up special

Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
2014
as Shelby (Voice)
This isn't just a Christmas miracle... It's Christmas magic! In this heart-warming family tale, rescue dog Shelby manages to escape the dog pound on C...
3 Still Standing
2014
Three stand-up comedians seek fame and fortune in the hottest comedy scene in the world: San Francisco in the 1980s.

Jungle Shuffle
2014
as Chuy (voice)
In this turbulent jungle adventure an outcast coati male has to team up with a quirky spider monkey to save a coati princess from the hands of a human...

Wings: Sky Force Heroes
2014
as Fred (voice)
When Ace, a cocky young firefighter, defies his orders and recklessly puts his team in jeopardy, he resigns to the coal mines. Until one day he gets t...

Frog Kingdom
2013
as Additional Voices (voice)
Princess Froglegs goes undercover to compete in her father's Froglympics in order to avoid being married off to a male suitor.

Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
2013
as Himself
"SNL" alum Rob Schneider takes to the stage (as himself) to examine the bizarre nature of fame, the woes of aging and the virtue of sweatpants. Known ...

Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
2013
Executive Producer
"SNL" alum Rob Schneider takes to the stage (as himself) to examine the bizarre nature of fame, the woes of aging and the virtue of sweatpants. Known ...

InAPPropriate Comedy
2013
as J.D.
A no-nonsense cop has a flair for fashion and a celebrity takes revenge on the paparazzi in a collection of comedic sketches.

Dino Time
2012
as Dodger (voice)
Young daredevil Ernie, his sister Julia, and his best friend Max accidentally trip a time-machine into operation and find themselves transported back ...

The Reef 2: High Tide
2012
as Nerissa (voice)
Trained in the skills of sea power, Pi the fish can fight a shark, sink a squid or batter any random predator that ever threatens his friends and neig...

Wings
2012
as Dodo (voice)
In the weeks leading up to the grand air show young Su-27 fighter by the name of Knight comes to the disciples to aircraft leading figures, which are ...

The Outback
2012
as Johnny (voice)
Being teased for his color, Johnny the white koala joins a traveling carnival with Hamish, a Tasmanian devil, and Higgens, a photographer monkey as ta...

You May Not Kiss the Bride
2011
as Ernesto
Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and s...

2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
2010
as narrator
The Giants won their sixth World Series championship by beating the Texas Rangers four games to one in the 2010 World Series. Now you can relive the s...

The Chosen One
2010
as Paul
Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brothe...

The Chosen One
2010
Director, Writer, Producer
Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brothe...

Grown Ups
2010
as Rob Hilliard
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.

American Virgin
2009
as Ed Curtzman
A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of deb...

Wild Cherry
2009
as Nathan McNicol
A virginal high school senior decides to get revenge on her jock boyfriend when she discovers he's only dating her in hopes that she'll end up in his ...

Bedtime Stories
2008
as Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket
Skeeter Bronson is a down-on-his-luck guy who's always telling bedtime stories to his niece and nephew. But his life is turned upside down when the fa...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan
2008
as Salim Yousfobdal
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do any...

American Crude
2008
as Bill
Quite a bit can happen over the course of a single day in L.A., and when smooth-talking scam artist Johnny decides to throw a bachelor party for his b...

Big Stan
2007
as Big Stan
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial ar...

Big Stan
2007
Director, Producer
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial ar...

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
2007
as Asian Minister
Firefighters Chuck Ford and Larry Valentine are guy's guys, loyal to the core—which is why when widower Larry asks Chuck to pose as his lover so that ...
Juliana and the Medicine Fish
2007
Schneider will play a father who is trying to save his troubled fishing lodge as well as his relationship with his 12-year-old daughter, who uncovers ...

Kings of Comedy USA
2006
as Self (archive footage)
This DVD features the instantly recognisable names and faces of the US Kings Of Comedy: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Tim Allen, Kelsey Gr...

Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
2006
as Self
Buckle your seat belts and hang on for a rowdy ride with this stellar compilation of outstanding routines from many of today's most talented comedians...

Little Man
2006
as Dinosaur Rex
After leaving the prison, the dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins to his moron brother Percy to steal an expensive huge diamond in a jewelry for the mobs...

Shark Bait
2006
as Nerissa (voice)
After losing everything, a young fish, Pi, goes to live with his family on the Reef. There he meets the love of his life but finds that she already ha...

Click
2006
as Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
A married workaholic, Michael Newman doesn't have time for his wife and children, not if he's to impress his ungrateful boss and earn a well-deserved ...

The Benchwarmers
2006
as Gus
A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard little league...

Grandma's Boy
2006
as Yuri
Even though he's 35, Alex acts more like he's 13, spending his days as the world's oldest video game tester and his evenings developing the next big X...

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
2005
as Deuce Bigalow
Deuce Bigalow goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a bunch of aggressive dolphins. There he meets up with his o...

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
2005
Screenplay
Deuce Bigalow goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a bunch of aggressive dolphins. There he meets up with his o...

The Aristocrats
2005
as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.

Back to Norm
2005
TV pilot for a sketch comedy show starring Norm MacDonald

The Longest Yard
2005
as Punky
Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the instit...

Around the World in 80 Days
2004
as San Francisco Hobo
A bet pits a British inventor, a Chinese thief and a French artist on a worldwide adventure that they can circle the globe in 80 days.

50 First Dates
2004
as Ula
Henry is a player skilled at seducing women. But when this veterinarian meets Lucy, a girl with a quirky problem when it comes to total recall, he rea...

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
2003
as Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
He's gone-but he'll never be forgotten. The best of Chris Farley's wildly funny SNL performances are here, including motivational speaker Matt Foley, ...

The Electric Piper
2003
as Rinky-Dink-Dink (voice)
Based on the classic tale of the Pied Piper, this Rock-Opera themed cartoon tells the tale of the 1960s small suburban town of Hamlin, which has been ...

The Hot Chick
2002
as Jessica
Not only is Jessica Spencer the most popular girl in school -- she is also the meanest. But things change for the attractive teen when a freak acciden...

The Hot Chick
2002
Writer
Not only is Jessica Spencer the most popular girl in school -- she is also the meanest. But things change for the attractive teen when a freak acciden...

Eight Crazy Nights
2002
as Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice)
Davey Stone, a 33-year old party animal, finds himself in trouble with the law after his wild ways go too far.

Mr. Deeds
2002
as Nazo
When Longfellow Deeds, a small-town pizzeria owner and poet, inherits $40 billion from his deceased uncle, he quickly begins rolling in a different ki...

The Animal
2001
as Marvin Mange
When loser Marvin Mange is involved in a horrible car accident, he's brought back to life by a deranged scientist as half man and half animal. His new...

The Animal
2001
Co-Producer, Screenplay
When loser Marvin Mange is involved in a horrible car accident, he's brought back to life by a deranged scientist as half man and half animal. His new...
Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored
2001
as Self
See inside the exclusive Playboy Mansion, with parties attended by all the A-List celebrities

The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
2001
as Self
The Comedy Central Roasts are a series of celebrity roast specials which air on the Comedy Central cable network. This one is for Hugh Hefner.

Little Nicky
2000
as The Townie
After the lord of darkness decides he will not cede his throne to any of his three sons, the two most powerful of them escape to Earth to create a kin...

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
2000
as Self - Host
"Saturday Night Live" alum Rob Schneider brings his offbeat humor to the sexy SI annual Swimsuit video as he frolics on the beaches with models like V...

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
2000
Writer
"Saturday Night Live" alum Rob Schneider brings his offbeat humor to the sexy SI annual Swimsuit video as he frolics on the beaches with models like V...

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
1999
as Deuce Bigalow
Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it...

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
1999
Screenplay
Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it...

SNL: The Best of Adam Sandler
1999
as Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Before he was Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky, The Waterboy, or Billy Madison, Adam Sandler was doing Saturday Night Live playing hilarious characters and...

Muppets from Space
1999
as TV Producer
When Gonzo's breakfast cereal tells him that he's the descendant of aliens from another planet, his attempts at extraterrestrial communication get him...

Big Daddy
1999
as Delivery Guy
A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.

The Waterboy
1998
as Townie
Bobby Boucher is a water boy for a struggling college football team. The coach discovers Boucher's hidden rage makes him a tackling machine whose bone...

Susan's Plan
1998
as Steve
Susan wants her reprehensible ex-husband dead and, in several bungled attempts by henchmen, tries to accomplish the deed.

Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
1998
as Self / Various (archive footage)
Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider and Chris Farley put together this hilarious Saturday Night Live sketch celebration! With each on...

Knock Off
1998
as Tommy Hendricks
A fashion designer and his CIA agent business partner must join forces to stop a group of terrorists from smuggling explosives in counterfeit jeans du...

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998
1998
as Self/Host
This special provides a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the annual "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue available on newsstands February 18, 19...

Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998
1998
Writer
This special provides a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the annual "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue available on newsstands February 18, 19...

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
1998
as Self / Various Characters
Classic Saturday Night Live skits featuring the hilarious Phil Hartman.

The Adventures of Pinocchio
1996
as Volpe
One of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet, Pinocchio, has one major desire and that is to become a real boy someda...

Down Periscope
1996
as Lt. Marty Pascal
Maverick Navy Lieutenant Commander Tom Dodge will never be a textbook officer, but he's a brilliant seaman who's always wanted to command a nuclear su...

Judge Dredd
1995
as Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
In a dystopian future, Dredd, the most famous judge (a cop with instant field judiciary powers) is convicted for a crime he did not commit while his m...
Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd'
1995
as Himself
Documentary on the making of the 1995 film 'Judge Dredd.'

The Beverly Hillbillies
1993
as Woodrow Tyler
Jed Clampett and kin move from Arkansas to Beverly Hills when he becomes a billionaire, after an oil strike. The country folk are very naive with rega...

Demolition Man
1993
as Erwin
In 1996, brash L.A. detective John Spartan and maniac killer Simon Phoenix are both sentenced to decades in a cryogenic prison as punishment for a res...

Demolition Man
1993
as Erwin (uncredited)
In 1996, brash L.A. detective John Spartan and maniac killer Simon Phoenix are both sentenced to decades in a cryogenic prison as punishment for a res...

Buddy
1993
as Dude 1
Two buddies, two dudes and two homies hang out on a train.

Surf Ninjas
1993
as Iggy
Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their inheritance includes magicall...

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
1992
as Bellman
Instead of flying to Florida with his folks, Kevin ends up alone in New York, where he gets a hotel room with his dad's credit card—despite problems f...

Necessary Roughness
1991
as Chuck Neiderman
When the Texas State University Fightin' Armadillos football team is disqualified for cheating and poor grades, the University is forced to pick from ...

The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
1989
Saw the first 12? You ain't seen nothin' yet! Dennis Miller leads this parade of hot-'n'-heavy comics in their uncensored, live-mike routines. Catch s...

Martians Go Home
1989
as Voyeur Martian
Song writer Mark Devereaux accidentally calls millions of green Martians to invade Earth. No they aren't dangerous, just wise-cracking, intrusive, pai...

Amor es amor
N/A
as Julian Rodin
Enrique Juarez is an up-and-coming Mexican Telenovela actor on the verge of becoming a leading man, that has to hide his true self in order to achieve...
The Animal 2
N/A
as Marvin Mange
Marvin Mange, now an old dog, needs to learn new tricks as he hunts down a new uber-animal with powers far beyond his own.

Pledge Trip
N/A
In a pursuit to belong, three college freshmen take off down a twisted, debauched, pride-busting road to brotherhood.

Leo 2
N/A
Adam Sandler's animated comedy movie Leo will receive a sequel, as Netflix's Ted Sarandos has confirmed ideas are being hashed out now.

Amor es amor
N/A
Director
Enrique Juarez is an up-and-coming Mexican Telenovela actor on the verge of becoming a leading man, that has to hide his true self in order to achieve...
The Animal 2
N/A
Director, Writer, Producer
Marvin Mange, now an old dog, needs to learn new tricks as he hunts down a new uber-animal with powers far beyond his own.