Biography
Thomas Duane "Tom" Arnold (born March 6, 1959) is an American actor and comedian. He has appeared in many films, perhaps most notably True Lies (1994). He was the host of The Best Damn Sports Show Period for four years. Description above from the Wikipedia article Tom Arnold (actor), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
Complete Filmography

PIEOWA: A Piece of America
2025
as Self
PIEOWA: A PIECE OF AMERICA celebrates the myriad ways pie is woven into Iowa’s culture, the lengths people will go to for a slice, and how this humble...

Airplane 2025
2025
as Senator Rufus
In the 1970s on a airline flight, Gloria and her friends try to hook up with people to join the 'mile high club'.

Mermaid
2025
as Todd
A Percocet-addicted ‘Florida Man’ finds a wounded mermaid at his lowest point. Fascination becomes a drug infused, one sided relationship — sending hi...

Desert Fiends
2024
as Parker
Follows six friends who break down in the middle of nowhere, on the way to a concert, and encounter the desert fiends -- a deranged family who lives i...

Final Wager
2024
as Gary
Former sports gambling addict Chance needs $60,000 to save his mother from nursing home eviction. So he falls back into his old habits, only to learn ...

Adventures of the Naked Umbrella
2023
as Sheriff Buzz Clark
A conspiracy theorist with a pyromania disorder suffers a relapse when his trailer home suddenly explodes, igniting a search for truth that could burn...

Abomination
2023
as The Alchemist
A modern day tale of love, black comedy and scientific daring, The Abomination tells the story of Adam, a man brought back to life by an eccentric but...

Sherlock Santa
2023
as Frank
Santa Claus is suffering from a mysterious disease. He lies in bed and only repeats one word: Lebanna. The elves are desperate and don't know what to ...

Transmorphers: Mech Beasts
2023
as Brady
20 years after the events of Transmorphers, a newer, more advanced species of alien robot descends on a rebuilt Earth, threatening once again to destr...

Ape vs Mecha Ape
2023
as Hamilton
Recognizing the destructive power of its captive giant Ape, the military makes its own battle-ready A.I., Mecha Ape. But its first practical test goes...

A Prince and Pauper Christmas
2022
as Cushing
When her down-on-his luck confidential informant in a criminal investigation suddenly goes missing, a desperate young federal agent recruits his doppe...

A Wonderful Time of the Year
2022
as Alf Landon
The Marsh family's getting together for their first Christmas Eve after three years of pandemic lockdown.

A Day with Santa
2022
as Frank
Santa Claus went on vacation, and this year his replacement is a girl: Santa Belle. It is she who welcomes the two best children in the world who are ...

The Good Witch of Christmas
2022
as Frank
In this adorable sequel to "Christmas Thieves," Frank and Tony are babysitting for Liam and Olivia, while their parents Emma and Peter are out shoppin...

God Forbid: The Sex Scandal That Brought Down a Dynasty
2022
as Self
A Miami pool boy finds himself trapped in a seven-year affair with a charming older woman and her husband, the evangelical Trump stalwart Jerry Falwel...

A Marriage Made in Heaven
2022
as Johnny Angel
Demetri Chicopoulos (Robert Krantz) is living a charmed life. He is the host of his hit, daytime talk show, Daytime with Demetri. However, we soon lea...

Dumbbells Special Edition
2022
as Daddy
This is a completely new cut and total re-imagination of the original film. The story is about second chances and conquering your demons. Chris Long (...

MVP
2022
as Tom
On the streets of Hollywood, a recently retired NFL player is saved from scandal by a homeless veteran. With their "glory days" behind them, the two m...

Good Mourning
2022
as Famous Director
Movie star London Clash gets his world turned upside down when he must choose between pursuing his one true love and landing a life-changing starring ...

Toomie: The Hungry Tumor
2022
as Tom
A hungry tumor goes on a rampage and destroys everything in its path!

Christmas Thieves
2021
as Frank
After a robbery goes wrong, Frank and Vince break into a home when two kids mistake them for their babysitters. Hoping to make them fall asleep so the...

High Holiday
2021
as Greg Corksey
In order to lighten up her uptight family, the free-spirited daughter of a conservative politician brings weed-infused salad dressing to their Christm...

Finding Love in Quarantine: The Movie
2021
as Steve Middlestein
Amid a crisis that has forced everyone into quarantine, Rick Baldwin is seeking sanity – and maybe even…. love?

Hollywood.Con
2021
as El Jade
Every hot production company in Los Angeles is in a race to make the next big Mayan movie: hurry quick, sell out your company, and do whatever it take...

1 Interrogation
2020
as Robert Jenks
Detective Bill Daniels has spent the last 40 years in the interrogation unit. Some are criminals, some are victims. Faced with the truth, some lie, so...

For NYC
2020
Noel Ashman and Damon Dash direct a collection of favorite quotes from high profile artists, recorded on their smart phones, in their homes during qua...

Saving Flora
2019
as Runyon
Flora is a circus elephant who can no longer perform her tricks. The night before she's scheduled to be euthanized, the circus owner's 14-year old dau...

Christmas Scavenger Hunt
2019
as Carl
When Belinda heads back to her hometown for the holidays, things get complicated when she is forced to team up with her ex at the town's annual Christ...

Undateable John
2019
as Billy
A slacker surf instructor, who's on and off the wagon, gets his life together when he falls for a beautiful but troubled young woman he meets in Alcoh...

3 Days with Dad
2019
as Andy
The last thing Eddie Mills wants to do is go home to deal with his dying Dad. But the Catholic guilt gnaws at him, and he returns home to his crazy fa...

Pegasus: Pony With a Broken Wing
2019
as Daniel Warren
It’ll take a miracle to save the Killian family’s ranch… but miracles come in all shapes and sizes. Just as a greedy developer plans to take over thei...

Chris Farley: Anything for a Laugh
2019
Comic Chris Farley breaks through as a cast member of "Saturday Night Live" and later stars in several iconic big-screen comedies, but behind his over...

Bigger
2018
as Roy Hawkins
The inspirational tale of the grandfathers of the fitness movement as we now know it, Joe & Ben Weider. Battling anti-Semitism, racism and extreme pov...

Turtle Tale
2018
as Goliath (Voice)
The adventures of sassy, outspoken box turtles Rafi and Hank and their friend, a gruff snapping turtle named Goliath. After vandals break into a natur...

Tom Arnold: Past & Present Imperfectly
2018
as Himself
When Tom Arnold was 21, he worked on the kill floor of an Iowa meat packing plant. Sure Tom had crazy dreams of moving to Hollywood and becoming a sta...

Tom Arnold: Past & Present Imperfectly
2018
Producer, Screenstory
When Tom Arnold was 21, he worked on the kill floor of an Iowa meat packing plant. Sure Tom had crazy dreams of moving to Hollywood and becoming a sta...

Maximum Impact
2017
as Agent Barnes
The agents of the Federal Security Service of Russia and the US Secret Service are forced to work together to prevent a full-scale international crisi...

Dead Ant
2017
as Danny
When the 1989 "one-hit-wonder" glam-metal band "Sonic Grave" embark on a trip to Coachella in hopes of a comeback, their peyote trip pit stop in Joshu...

Landline
2017
as Chuck Gout
PR Exec, Ted Gout, loses his big promotion to a fresh out of college know-it-all who has the upper hand when it comes to technology, driving Ted to em...

Christmas Trade
2015
as Gus
A career-oriented single father and his 11-year-old son are forced to see their worlds through each other's eyes when some Christmas magic switches th...

Beginner's Guide to Sex
2015
as Principle Hyman
Plucky and innocent Laci Cox is hired to teach a rowdy and experienced group of hormonal high schoolers about sex. The only problems is... she's a vir...

The Curse of Downers Grove
2015
as Charlie
The town of Downers Grove looks like your average suburban neighborhood -- but Downers Grove has a disturbing secret.... For the past eight years, one...

I Am Chris Farley
2015
as Self
I am Chris Farley tells his hilarious, touching and wildly entertaining story - from his early days in Madison, Wisconsin, to his time at Second City ...

Underdog Kids
2015
as Gene "Geno" Burman
Inner city kids from a poor neighborhood go up against the undefeated Beverly Hills Junior National Karate Team.

Any Day
2015
as Roland
Following his release from prison, an ex-fighter meets a woman who helps him put his life back together.

Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
2014
as Doug the Dog Catcher
This isn't just a Christmas miracle... It's Christmas magic! In this heart-warming family tale, rescue dog Shelby manages to escape the dog pound on C...

Frank Zappa - Freak Jazz, Movie Madness & Another Mothers
2014
as Self - Narrator
After disbanding the original Mothers of Invention in '69, Frank Zappa unleashed a second incarnation of the band by '70. This film focuses on the sop...

Ava & Lala
2014
Ava, a spirited and imaginative girl, meets a curious animal named Lala. Together they go on a wild and magical adventure, where they encounter new an...

Mission Air
2014
as Johnny Dingo
Mother and son, Diane and Michael Ireland have just completed another successful medial mission trip to Mexico. Caring for children, delivering suppli...

Dumbbells
2014
as Daddy
Dumbbells is a light-hearted buddy comedy set amongst a group of misfit employees that work in a struggling fitness center in Los Angeles.

All I Want for Christmas
2013
as Charles
After being told by her boss that the company needs to attract more clients, Elizabeth, a skilled executive, meets one of Santa’s helpers, who blesses...

Pulling Strings
2013
as Art
Rachel is an intelligent, modern-day woman constantly on the move. Primarily focused on her career as a diplomatic consul for the U.S. embassy, she's ...

Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon
2013
as Self
Supermensch documents the astounding career of Hollywood insider, the loveable Shep Gordon, who fell into music management by chance after moving to L...

Chilly Christmas
2012
as Quarterman
Eleven-year-old Bobby Cole and his dog Chilly are best friends, living happily in their Southern California beach house. But when Bobby's father Patri...

Hit & Run
2012
as Randy Anderson
When former getaway driver Charlie Bronson jeopardises his Witness Protection Plan identity in order to help his girlfriend get to Los Angeles, the fe...

Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne
2012
as Self
It's Roseanne Barr's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast.

FRED 3: Camp Fred
2012
as Floyd Spunkmeyer
Schools out, and Fred Figglehorn's dream of water slides, horseback riding and monkey butlers during the summer turns into a nightmare of gruel and po...

Madea's Witness Protection
2012
as Walter
For years, mild-mannered Wall Street banker George Needleman has meandered through life oblivious to his family's dysfunction and his company's malfea...

Grassroots
2012
as Tommy
Grant Cogswell, a liberal music critic decides to run for city council against a popular black incumbent and is assisted by a reporter who recently lo...

Jewtopia
2012
as Bruce Daniels
Smitten with a Jewish woman, a gentile asks his Jewish pal to advise him on how to act like a member of the community.

Last Call
2012
as Gabe
Danny and Phil O'Donnell are chronically underachieving cousins, who are forced to run the family pub, in order to save their crazy Uncle Pete from ja...

I Ain't Scared of You: A Tribute to Bernie Mac
2012
as Self
I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU is a documentary tribute to Bernie Mac (1957-2008). From his stand-up in underground Chicago comedy clubs to the Big Screen in H...

Tom Arnold: That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It!
2011
LOL Comedy presents Tom Arnold's first one-hour stand-up comedy special. From Iowa to L.A., Tom's hilarious real life journey is well documented in Am...

Tom Arnold: That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It!
2011
Writer
LOL Comedy presents Tom Arnold's first one-hour stand-up comedy special. From Iowa to L.A., Tom's hilarious real life journey is well documented in Am...

A Christmas Wedding Tail
2011
as Pat
It's love at first sight when Rusty the Labrador and Cheri the Poodle meet one day while jogging in the park. Even better- their owners fall in love t...

Walk a Mile in My Pradas
2011
as Joe Bergers
A little Christmas magic causes two coworkers with contrasting lifestyles to switch sexual orientations.

Beethoven's Christmas Adventure
2011
as Beethoven
A Christmas elf accidentally takes off in Santa's sleigh, crash lands in a small town, and loses the magic toy bag. Beethoven must rescue the elf, rec...

Restitution
2011
as Tom Lipnity
A true crime writer investigating a small town murder spree uncovers the devastating truth that changes the town forever.

Hard Breakers
2011
as Harold
Tired of the dating scene, Lindsay and Alexis take matters into their own hands, clubbing potential mates and dragging them back to their house.

Color Me Obsessed: A Film About The Replacements
2011
as Self
For some aging music fans and kids with a passion for musical history, The Replacements are rock and roll defined. Gorman Bechard's remarkable history...

Brother's Justice
2010
as Self / Mark 'Pappy' Jeung
Motivated by Box Office statistics, Dax Shepard has made a decision to leave comedy to pursue his dream of becoming an international Martial Arts acti...

Group Sex
2010
as Herman
Herman has a weakness for strip clubs. Donny has a thing for condiments and Tiffany is a newly celibate martial artist. These are Andy's new friends a...

Kill Speed
2010
as Rhaynes
KILL SPEED is a high-octane, youth oriented, TOP GUN meets FAST & FURIOUS tale about best friends who fly home-built, high-tech planes to deliver Mexi...

Skott & Behr
2010

The Bad Penny
2010
as Frank
Six years ago Jack "The Ripper" Stemmons, an American boxer had his career destroyed by a St. Louis bookie. After Jack seeks revenge he is forced into...

Unstable Fables: Goldilocks and the Three Bears
2010
as Mac Bear (voice)
When Goldilocks, a sassy reality TV star decides to film her next show at the humble home of the Bears, she gives them a taste of the celebrity sweet ...

Boobs: An American Obsession
2010
as Self
We call them by a hundred different names: boobs, knockers, jugs, hooters. We wonder if they're real or fake, too small or too big, too exposed or too...

I Am Comic
2010
as Self
Through unprecedented backstage access and candid interviews, the film weaves through the absurd world of the working comedian and reveals a crazy and...

Endure
2010
as Simon
After a shocking photo of a young woman is found inside the twisted metal of a fatal car crash, veteran detective Emory Lloyd must risk everything to ...

The Pool Boys
2009
as Tom Arnold
A pool boy and a gardener turn an empty mansion into a home for women who belong to the world's oldest profession.

Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers
2009
as Self - Roaster
It's the "Queen of Mean", Joan Rivers turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast.

The Skeptic
2009
as Sully
After the mysterious death of his Aunt, a confirmed skeptic lawyer, Bryan Becket, dismisses reports that her house is haunted and moves in. Immediatel...

April Showers
2009
as Mr. Blackwell
A look inside a tragedy through the eyes of a survivor. Based on actual events, April Showers is about picking up the pieces in the direct aftermath o...

The Jerk Theory
2009
as Father Bailey
An aspiring recording artist, Adam, is burned by a bad relationship experience and decides that if women won't respond to the "nice guy" then he'll be...
This Is Not a Test
2009
as Himself
This Is Not A Test is a comedy/drama directed by Christopher Angel. The film is based around a man called Carl (Hill Harper) who's living his everyday...

A Christmas Proposal
2008
as Malone
Two lawyers dueling over a proposal to turn a quaint mountain town into a ski resort discover they are former childhood sweethearts. Lisa is fighting ...

Cheech & Chong Roasted
2008
as Self
Cheech and Chong, the stoner pair who dominated the comedy scene in the 1970s and ’80s and recently reunited for their Light Up America tour, take the...

Moonlight & Mistletoe
2008
as Nick
After three years, Nick's estranged daughter Holly returns home to find the spirit of Christmas in Santaville has dwindled, taking the family business...

Gardens of the Night
2008
as Alex
After being abducted as children, and suffering years of abuse, a teenage boy and girl find themselves living on the street.

Good Dick
2008
as Dad
A fidgety, wisecracking video store clerk develops a fixation on a particularly reclusive customer, a frequent visitor to the pornography section of C...

The Year of Getting to Know Us
2008
as Tom Rockett
A commitment-phobic man reunites with his estranged, ailing father and comes to terms with his own childhood.

The Great Buck Howard
2008
as Tom Arnold
When a law school dropout answers an advertisement to be a personal assistant he unknowingly signs on to work for a belligerent has-been magician stru...

Remarkable Power
2008
as Van Hagen
A late night talk show host masterminds an elaborate scheme to save his canceled show and avenge his wife's affair, entangling an eclectic collection ...

Palo Alto, CA
2007
as Morgan
On their last night of Thanksgiving break, four old friends, now all college freshmen, realize their small town has more meaning than they ever imagin...

The Final Season
2007
as Burt Akers
True story of Kent Stock, who in the early '90s gives up a job and ditches his wedding plans to take over as head coach of the Norway High School base...

Homo Erectus
2007
as Rog (uncredited)
Ishbo is a caveman living in the prehistoric age who thinks there's more to life than hunting and gathering. He tries to better the lives of those in ...

Game of Life
2007
as Richard
In Game of LIfe, a children's soccer team is the common link for a multi-layered story giving a candid look into the intersecting lives of five famili...

Pride
2007
as Bink
Coach Jim Ellis shocks the community and changes lives when, aided by a local janitor, he sets out to form Philadelphia's first black swim team. But t...

Goose on the Loose
2006
as Randall the Goose (voice)
Grieving young Will Donnelly looks to protect his new best friend, a talking goose, from school Principal Congreve Maddox, who's fattening up the bird...

Cloud 9
2006
as Tom Arnold
Has-been sports promoter Billy Cole gets a second shot at fame and fortune when he puts together a women's volleyball team, comprised of exotic dancer...

Chasing Christmas
2005
as Jack Cameron
Jack Cameron is a single dad that decides not to observe Christmas because his wife left him around that time. The ghosts of Christmas past and presen...

The Kid & I
2005
as Bill Williams
Aaron Roman is a teenager with cerebral palsy who dreams of starring in a big-time action movie. When his father grants Aaron his wish for his eightee...

The Kid & I
2005
Writer, Producer
Aaron Roman is a teenager with cerebral palsy who dreams of starring in a big-time action movie. When his father grants Aaron his wish for his eightee...

Three Wise Guys
2005
as Murray Crown
On Christmas Eve, three hired killers give chase after unwittingly aiding the pregnant girlfriend of one of their targets.

Saturday Night Live: The Best of David Spade
2005
Considered one of the bad boys of SNL. David Spade has been making television and movie audiences laugh for years with his unique blend of sarcasm and...

Happy Endings
2005
as Frank
Filmmaker Nicky offers to track down the son that Mamie gave up for adoption nearly two decades before. Meanwhile, Mamie's stepbrother (and the father...

Mr. 3000
2004
as Self
Aging baseball star who goes by the nickname, Mr. 3000, finds out many years after retirement that he didn't quite reach 3,000 hits. Now at age 47 he'...

Soul Plane
2004
as Mr. Hunkee
Following a ridiculously awful flight that leads to his pet's death, Nashawn Wade files a lawsuit against the airline, and wins a multimillion-dollar ...

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
2003
as Self
TV child star of the '70s, Dickie Roberts is now 35 and parking cars. Craving to regain the spotlight, he auditions for a role of a normal guy, but th...

101 Most Shocking Moments in Entertainment
2003
From Disturbing Discoveries to Astonishing Arressts, and Tragic Endings. In this tv-special, E! countdowns the greatest moments in the entertainment i...

Barely Legal
2003
as Mr. Lewis
Teenager Deacon works at a video shop, and his buddies, Fred and Matt, sell the bootleg porno films he acquires. Deacon gets fired, but the pals have ...

Three Stooges 75th Anniversary Special
2003
as Self
Woody Harrelson hosts a special tribute to the Three Stooges in honor of their 75th Anniversary. In addition to classic Stooges routines, there are fe...

Cradle 2 the Grave
2003
as Archie
Gang leader Tony pulls off a major diamond heist with his crew, but cop-turned-criminal Ling knows who has the loot and responds by kidnapping Tony's ...

Manhood
2003
as Dr. Levanthal
Filled with both laughter and tears, Manhood is a fascinating exploration of the interpersonal relationships that can define - or destroy - a family. ...

Just 4 Kicks
2003
as Presscott
A stranger tries to help twin brothers who play for a winless soccer team.

Hansel & Gretel
2002
as Boogeyman (voice)
Hansel and Gretel is a 2002 film adaptation of the Brothers Grimm children's story. It stars Jacob Smith and Taylor Momsen as the eponymous characters...

Ablaze
2002
as Wendell Mays
The owner of a gigantic oil refinery decides to burn the place down for insurance purposes, only to create a giant fireball that endangers the lives o...

The Making of Exit Wounds
2002
as Self
Behind the scenes of Andrzej Bartkowiak's 'Exit Wounds'

Children on Their Birthdays
2002
as Lionel Quince
Havoc is created in a small Southern community when a 12-year-old shows up, causing a couple 13-year-old friends to fall in love with her, thus possib...
Romantic Comedy 101
2002
as James Ford
Ambitious young script writer Igor Sullivan, who just lost his lover, concentrates on a romantic comedy. He gets advice from seasoned professional Jam...

Dennis the Menace: Cruise Control
2002
as Mr. George Wilson (voice)
While on the cruise ship Dennis, Joey, Margaret, and Ruff find a princess who is being hypnotized, meanwhile two crooks are after the ring the princes...
Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored
2001
as Self
See inside the exclusive Playboy Mansion, with parties attended by all the A-List celebrities

Laughing Out Loud: America's Funniest Comedians
2001
as Self (archive footage)
This set gives you a chance to see some of today's best comedians when they were much younger. some peoples bits are very short, one joke short, which...

Exit Wounds
2001
as Henry Wayne
Maverick cop Orin Boyd always brings down the domestic terrorists he tracks, but he ruffles feathers with his unorthodox techniques -- and soon finds ...

Welcome to Hollywood
2000
as Tom Arnold
A film director decides to chart the course of a young actor as he tries to make it in Hollywood...

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
2000
as Doughy
In this horror parody, a masked serial killer menaces the town of Bulimia Falls with various sharp objects. Attention-seeking television personality H...

Animal Factory
2000
as Buck Rowan
Suburbanite Ron is spoiled, young and not overly worried about the marijuana charges leveled against him. But, after being made out to be a drug deale...

Civility
2000
as Marty Edelman
Cade Russo must reluctantly return home to Civility, Arizona to attend his father's funeral, and more importantly to him, the reading of the will. Cad...

Just Sue Me
2000
as Barbuto
A law clerk juggles romance and work while tracking down the owner of an art gallery in order to settle a claim.

We Married Margo
2000
as Self
Based on a true story (written by and starring the two dingbats who lived it). It's about two men who both used to be married to the same woman. Now d...

Bar Hopping
2000
as Eddie
A myriad of Generation X couples try to comprehend love in the bar scene.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hollywood Hero
1999
as Self
Documentary tribute to actor and former bodybuilder, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Blue Ridge Fall
1999
as Walter Perkins
After a boy kills his father he must turn to his frinds to cover his tracks with tests their loyality and friendship.

Jackie's Back!
1999
as Marvin Pritz (Jackie's Former Manager)
A British documentarian profiles washed-up diva Jackie Washington as she prepares for her comeback concert.

Dancing Outlaw II: Jesco Goes to Hollywood
1999
as Himself
As the popularity of the Dancing Outlaw grew after the release of his biographical documentary, Jesco White was asked by comedian Tom Arnold to perfor...
Television: The First Fifty Years
1999
as Self
Trace the history of television and its impact on American culture with clips, newsreels, and exclusive interviews from television greats like Walter ...

Buster & Chauncey's Silent Night
1998
as Fritz / Cat (voice)
Buster and Chauncey - the world's greatest Mouse-icians - have arrived in Oberndorf for their shot at the big time: performing for the queen at the an...

Golf Punks
1998
as Al Oliver
An out-of-work golf pro gets pulled into teaching the game to the "Bad News Bears" equivalent of young golfers at a public course.

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
1998
as Kevin O'Brien
Classic Saturday Night Live skits featuring the hilarious Phil Hartman.

Sink Or Swim
1997
as Danny
Brian is a television writer-producer who has to script a 22-episode anthology, but lacks inspiration. He witnesses a strange romantic encounter betwe...

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
1997
as Cowboy (uncredited)
As a swinging fashion photographer by day and a groovy British superagent by night, Austin Powers is the '60s' most shagadelic spy. But can he stop me...

McHale's Navy
1997
as Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale
Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit ...

Touch
1997
as August Murray
At the discovery of his ability to work miracles, Juvenal becomes a media sensation, but now he's prone to those who want to exploit him.

Carpool
1996
as Franklin Laszlo
A man with an important business meeting finds himself having to take care of the carpool for the neighborhood school children when his wife gets sick...

The Stupids
1996
as Stanley Stupid
An incredibly dull-witted family unknowingly stumble upon an illegal weapons deal while on the trail of their "stolen" garbage.

Big Bully
1996
as Rosco Bigger - Fang
A writer returns to his hometown where he faces the childhood nemesis whose life he ultimately ruined, only the bully wants to relive their painful pa...

Nine Months
1995
as Marty Dwyer
When he finds out his longtime girlfriend is pregnant, a commitment-phobe realizes he might have to change his lifestyle for better or much, much wors...

True Lies
1994
as Albert Gibson
A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with ...

Undercover Blues
1993
as Vern Newman
When fun-loving American agents Jeff and Jane Blue are called back from maternity leave for a special assignment in New Orleans, the spy parents decid...

Body Bags
1993
as Man #1
A woman working the late shift at a gas station while a killer is on the loose; a man who can't stand the thought of losing his hair; a baseball playe...

Coneheads
1993
as Golfer (uncredited)
A pair of aliens arrive on Earth to prepare for invasion, but crash instead. With enormous cone-shaped heads, robotlike walks and an appetite for toil...

Willie Nelson: The Big Six-O
1993
as Self
Willie Nelson and friends celebrate his sixtieth birthday in a star-studded concert event.

The Woman Who Loved Elvis
1993
as Jack Jackson
It's 1982, and Midwestern housewife Joyce Jackson is obsessed with Elvis Presley; she's even used the King of Rock and Roll's inspiration to turn her ...

Hero
1992
as Chick
Bernie Laplante is having a rough time. He's divorced, his ex-wife hates him and has custody of their son, the cops are setting a trap for him, then t...

The Rosey & Buddy Show
1992
as Buddy (voice)
Rosey and Buddy, the animated alter-egos of husband and wife comedy duo, Roseanne and Tom Arnold cause trouble in Cartoon Land.

The Rosey & Buddy Show
1992
Executive Producer, Creator
Rosey and Buddy, the animated alter-egos of husband and wife comedy duo, Roseanne and Tom Arnold cause trouble in Cartoon Land.

Backfield in Motion
1991
as Howard Peterman
When Nancy and her teenage son move to Deerview, the small, old-fashioned community will never be the same. Nancy soon realizes she is the only woman ...

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
1991
as Childless Man
Just when you thought it was safe to sleep, Freddy Krueger returns in this sixth installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street films, as psychologist Mag...
Tom Arnold: The Naked Truth
1991
as Self
Tom sets out to solve world problems, with help from Frank Zappa, Martin Mull, and wife Roseanne.
Tom Arnold: The Naked Truth
1991
Executive Producer, Writer
Tom sets out to solve world problems, with help from Frank Zappa, Martin Mull, and wife Roseanne.

The Roseanne Barr Show
1987
as Husband Tom
Roseanne's first HBO stand-up comedy special.

Alien Storm
N/A
A father, businessman and secret doomsday prepper escorts people to the safety of his bunker – actually an underground house – when a massive and pote...

The Gun on Second Street
N/A
as Police Chief Dick Steinberger
The film is described as “an allegory of the gun crisis in the United States.” Its plot follows two Pittsburgh police partners and best friends who ar...
Nickels
N/A
as Bill Diller
A successful entrepreneur and family man is involved in a bike accident involving his neighbor's son, triggering memories of his older brother's tragi...

Unto the Son
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as Rabbi Hammerstein
Based on actual events, Unto the Son follows a young man and his family's journey following the mysterious disappearance of his gangster father.
Spychosis
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Screenplay
When a dormant spy, exposed by the Wikileaks controversy, is suddenly being hunted by assassins he seeks help from an emergency room nurse to remove a...
Road Kill
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Executive Producer
With one murder left to complete the greatest killing spree of all time, the Southside Butcher picks an easy target to complete his masterpiece. But c...